Dead birds, fish, and Ex-Presidential Aides

My parakeets are still chillin' in their cage and don't look like they'll drop dead anytime soon. How do I know? Because they've been chirping up a storm and eat more than their weight in birdseed every week. I do laugh at the conspiracy theorists though because they come up with the damndest things.

OMG the sky is falling!

Mass bird and fish deaths have occurred since the beginning of the planet. What's different is the media is trumpeting it and hysteria gets ignited at the drop of a hat.

Updated 100000 Fish More than 5000 birds fall dead from Sky in Arkansas

Some more coverage on the bird fall which is somewhat reminiscent of Fortean "fall phenomena" which has been well-documented for the past century.

Dead Birds & Fish in Arkansas

Violent weather accounted for the bird deaths or was it biological warfare? The video below answers nothing.